December 2011
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Reblog this if you're online on the first day of...
jiyongiee:
IT WAS LUCIFER PORN VERSION.
Happy New Year Tumblr people!
fagoatasian:
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay